MTV's Jersey Shore has served one usual cocktail of disaster (s), as the issue aired in the month of December. Now, the last series of misfires recently Jenni "JWOWW" Farley, who admits to prepare for a night of beats Slammin 'who beat, while only consuming 500 calories accompanied by a side of fertility hormones. I am not alone when I say that the food shortage and surplus of hormones is a source of concern. First, a woman of average size - breast size notwithstanding - should consume between 1,500 and 2,000 calories per day to maintain a healthy weight. Secondly, in possession of one body is pumped full of hormones in fertility should not be on the agenda if, for example, the flushing prevents insertion in the tanning bed for 30 minutes. I go out on a limb here - because my eyes - and that particular shade of Orangina's Farley says he does not seem to be a problem in this area. Furthermore, and this is just a personal side, it is my belief that each side of the cast-Jersey States should do its utmost to prevent procreation at all costs. I dare not even imagine what an excess of estrogen Fertility Farley.
But never fear, the company. Beginning of the season, Farley was kind enough to supplement the diet with plenty of extreme moves (!) And healthy family meals. A straight whiskey, vodka and rum contains 100 calories, but this is only the tip of the iceberg. Calories in blender just add more power to the punch, and you can not forget that the sweet nectar of life pumping his way through the veins of every legit Guido Guidetti and waterfront Jagerbombs! Each service contains more than 200 calories.
Do not be too quick to judge. Not all of Farley's extra-curricular calorie liquid. After all, what is half-starved, Guidetti poisoned the atmosphere in the house after he stumbled into the bar? DeliFresh ham and sausage! Although I do not know if Farley HCG enhances the effects of diet, with a dose of a diet low in carbohydrates, is always on the package of calories, and nitrates in the early hours of the morning.
Finally, thanks to the crowd Jersey Shore common commitment to the values of healthy family, group dinners have become a staple in the house. Just three ounces of beef (274 calories) and two cups of boiled lobster (300 calories) - with the permission of the situation is surf-and-turf night - Farley's all need to prepare for the bar. Top it off with two tablespoons of melted butter (200 calories) and Farley is not only on track to reach its minimum daily caloric needs, but you jump through your daily fat intake over 25 grams.
Farley can not shake on the dance floor of plywood with the best of rashes, but she is not dealing with a meager 500 calories holding it in place. Just ask the Jagerbombs.
Farley is not the only celebrity who tend to avoid foods to lose weight. Megan Fox has a vinegar diet alone.
